Things I've learned while on Weigh*t Watch*ers this time:

Lucy's Animal Crackers smothered with canned cream cheese frosting is SO worth the 7 points it costs to eat them.
Getting up in the middle of the night with an eating baby reminds me that I like to eat, and it can be quite difficult figuring out which day to put that bowl of ice cream on. Is it just an overage from yesterday or a really bad start for tomorrow?
Weight Watchers and nursing are not friends.
I expect it to take at LEAST 6 months to lose this baby weight.

More lessons as I come upon them.

Questions I must ask at the next meeting include:
If I entice my 2 year old to come back to the br*east, does that earn me 12 ADDITIONAL points a day?
Does s*ex before the children wake up count as a valid activity with which to earn activ*ity poin*ts?
Is it bad that I"ve been on it for a week and I still haven't actually been under my points target a single day?
Has anyone else in the room eaten all their points by 10 AM, or is it just me? (I could eat a 10-pack of frosted cookies and be ready for a 4-course lunch).
Do you people REALLY eat that nasty soup that gives you such bad gas that you find yourself wishing you were born without a sense of smell?